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Red Carpet Predictions: Spring 2014, Part 3
There’s no getting off this train to FabTown, dear readers. So kick back and predict the future of the red carpet. red carpet prediction: ASHLEY MADEKWE Cushnie et Ochs Photo: Marcus Tondo/InDigital...
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Red Carpet Predictions: Spring 2014, Part 6
Your Spring 2014 red carpet predictions are finally coming to a close, dear readers. red carpet prediction: AMANDA SEYFRIED Givenchy, modeled by Katlin Aas Photo: Monia Feudi/Feudiguaineri red carpet...
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March Fabness 2014, Round 1: Valentino Bracket
There’s no rest for the red carpet weary, dear readers. Round 1 continues with four fierce new match-ups. NAOMIE HARRIS vs. CARA DELEVINGNE Naomie’s top and skirt by Calvin Klein; Cara’s top, pants,...
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March Fabness 2014, Round 2: Valentino and Givenchy Brackets
Beyonce. Katniss. Hermione. Cara Delevingne’s eyebrows. All the ladies are here and ready for battle. CARA DELEVINGNE vs. EMMA WATSON Cara’s suit by Burberry Prorsum; Emma’s dress by Candela, shoes by...
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The Week in Celebrity Fashion, Part 1
You cannot expect to get through a Monday morning without some well-placed judgment. HAILEE STEINFELD at the Tribeca Film Festival dress by Valentino Photo: Neilson Barnard/Getty Is there anything...
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Models at the 2014 Met Gala
Models stormed the Met Gala in droves, demanding to be loved by the fashion industry. Best Dressed: KAROLINA KURKOVA gown by Marchesa Photo: David Fisher/Rex One of the most perfect Met Gala gowns in...
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The Week in Celebrity Fashion
Cate Blanchett steals the top spot yet again, because she is a fucking royal elf and you just can’t beat that shit. CATE BLANCHETT in Windsor, England gown by Ralph Lauren Photo: Chris Jackson/Getty...
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2014 Cannes Film Festival, Part 4
Let’s pretend we’re spending Memorial Day in Cannes, dripping with diamonds. SONAM KAPOOR gown by Anamika Khanna Photo: Pascal Le Segretain/Getty I know I’ve called about a billion different things...
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2014 Cannes Film Festival, Part 5
Before we get to Cannes’ annual amfAR Gala, let’s finish judging the fashion from the festival’s hottest premieres and parties. PAZ VEGA gown by Ralph & Russo Photo: Pascal Le Segretain/Getty...
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The Week in Celebrity Fashion, Part 1
This week, the stars party in London and hit up fashion shows all over the world. Because they can. KEIRA KNIGHTLEY in London dress by Chanel Photo: Richard Young/Rex What did I even do during Keira’s...
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The Week in Celebrity Fashion, Part 1
It’s Sunday morning, I’m exhausted from my first week of being a real person in a very long time, and there’s an ungodly amount of fashion to get through. There is no better recipe for complete and...
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2014 British Fashion Awards
All our favorite Brits (see: Emma Watson) and models (see: Cara Delevingne’s eyebrows) hit the British Fashion Awards this week. EMMA WATSON jumpsuit by Misha Nonoo, purse by Anya Hindmarch Photo: PA...
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2015 Golden Globes After-Parties
And now, let us celebrate the Golden Globes winners and losers at their drunkest, accompanied by the bitches too basic to be invited to the actual awards. DIANE KRUGER dress by Giamba Photo: David...
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Met Gala 2015: The Models
Welcome to Fashion Prom! Hundreds of stars flocked to the Costume Institute for the Annual Met Gala, where the theme was China: Through the Looking Glass. This resulted in a red carpet full of...
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The Week in Celebrity Fashion
Admit it. You’ve missed me. FAN BINGBING at the Shanghai Film Festival gown by Stéphane Rolland Photo: SIFF/Variety I worship at the altar of Fan Bingbing. MINDY KALING in New York City dress by Dolce...
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Red Carpet Trendspotting: Monochromatic Realness
This week, bitches got shit DONE in black and white. EMILIA CLARKE at the Terminator Genisys Berlin premiere dress by Balenciaga Photo: Isa Foltin/Getty Yaaaaaas, Khaleesi! I had no idea she was such...
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2015 MTV VMAs
Welcome to the VMAs! I might be too old to watch them, but no one’s ever too old to judge them. Also, I think it goes without saying that this post is mildly NSFW, because, you know, Miley. MILEY...
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Front Row: Spring 2016 Fashion Shows
New York! London! Milan! Paris! Mars! (Oh, are there not fashion shows on Mars yet? Damn. Karl Lagerfeld really needs to get his shit together.) JANELLE MONAE at the Chanel show dress by Chanel...
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Met Gala 2017: Best Dressed
Let’s finish up this goddamn thing already. Are you caught up on the rules? Good. Best Dressed: RIHANNA dress by Comme des Garçons Photo: Neilson Barnard/Getty You knew this was coming. And I can’t...
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Cannes 2017: The Parties, Part 1
Cannes parties: like Cannes premieres, but drunker! RIHANNA at the Rihanna x Chopard party gown by Ralph & Russo, jewelry by Chopard Photo: Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Romantic, enchanting, and...
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